Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon

how come the furry in the spray looks like OP’s icon

Staff approved version

sickly old man gets lost in the forest and encircled by benjamin button wolves which raise him into a healthy young baby

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

Hit a another night elf with my Nissan

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

peg legs?

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

…eyepatches?

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid