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if you draw a baphomet with a fat pair of tittes but no nine incher to match then u are immediately sent to jail. this is true the other way around too btw

if i dont go completely insane once per day i will go insane

the best thing about the moon and the sky and the stars is that while you can't ever take a picture of them that does them justice......you don't need to. they're gonna be there tomorrow

“vampires wouldn’t want to have sex with their prey because humans are just like soup and a sandwich to them” INCORRECT vampires are little fucking freaks there’s no telling what they’ll do with their human juice box of the month

everyone is so determined to humanize vampires that we’ve forgotten what vampires are really about: just being a nasty little creature. a fucked up little dude being weird about a human-shaped capri sun

its fucking dember.

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

jesse i made some extra meth for you today and put it in your lunchbox. just for you. have a great day at school today ok. i love you

i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

Dude is seconds away from rolling that cat up in wax paper like a submarine sandwich.

pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo

*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .