mega loser

au where everything is the same except it's jon arbuckle instead of jon sims

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

A family does not have to be a man, a woman, and two kids. A family could be an herbalist, her poet/knight/walking-religious-crisis husband, their other husband (a four-armed lizard monster), the lizard’s singing magic plant mom (who is also his house), an anxious ace tracker, an inventor/knight-wannabe, his horse (who can talk, but only to him), a himbo having a bi crisis, a mean lesbian knight, her genderqueer witch partner, and a half-monster child (who is under the shared custody of everyone listed above).

Happy Pride Month to nature-loving aroaces, pansexual sort-of knights with a point to prove, lesbian knights who could kill you, bisexual knights too stubborn for their own good, bi polyamorous poets who could also stab you, bi polyam doctors who are done with your shit, bi polyam lizards who would just like to eat their fruit in peace, melodramatic genderfluid witches, gay trans swordsmen who know their way around town, the shapeshifting child they’ve all accidentally adopted, and of course, all of us magical constructs who defy petty biological labels.

me when I have to interview someone n they start crying or when it's a team interview and someone starts vaping

saying that is the only reasonable action done in tma is such a disservice to Joshua "ice man" Gillespie and Adelard "konkrete king " Decker

me fr

names are hard lol