nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.