lol and also haha

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

we need more mean butches in media that never reconnect with their feminity and never feel longing for the nuclear life they gave up on. and I mean nowwwwww

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

Spraying this post with dodgeball repellent

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

sighing really long and loud. they should invent an essay that does itself

(horror drone sound effect in the background getting louder) (remembering it is 2025) but not like that

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments