French Witch Bitch, ig

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

This is a staunchly pro-bug zone. I may have contentious relationships with the ones that enjoy eating me or my food but that's life baby. The great web...

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.