Hello

why is it illegal to climb a building ? Like sorry I’m swag and you’re not ?

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

from scotland. don’t get it. LOVE the vibe thoooo. reblog !

3rd of april?? what the fuck. what’s next? april 4th?? a 5th of april???? give me a fucking break.

excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

my meatus weatus lol

Are you kidding me?

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

Actually, we drink water so we don’t die. Peeing is just a side effect of not dying.

maybe you all do it for that but i do it for the piss