I Will Be The Gladdest Thing Under The Sun

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

Shadow flooff

my beautiful boyfriend Scam Likely and lovely girlfriend Team Snapchat are always blowing up my phone with stupid shit I don't care about

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy