stargazer

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it

draw a circle that’s the earth

K pop fandom creeps me out for numerous reasons but one weird thing  is that it’s the only music following I can think of where I have never actually seen the fans talk about the actual music. 

This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

i love myself but i dont love me back

perspective

oh

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

This is my joy.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again