mulder, it's me

To this day there is no greater character development than Piccolo going from 'edgelord demon king who wants to conquer the world' to 'the only sane adult surrounded by insane fight-obsessed monkeys.'

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

While I certainly appreciated your iniative in writing this AU, I feel it might be more appropriate to your skillset if you leveraged a canon approach.

because this is getting notes again I am legally obliged to disclaim that the original post was about john gaius lockedtomb

Additional fun freedomeagles life update: I worked up the courage and asked him out ~40 days after I made this post in 2017 and as of Saturday we can officially change the tag "crush blogging" to "spouse blogging"