The weird, beautiful, disgusting world

There's more to life than work!

Saw this at Cracker Barrel discount shelf

Area man reported missing after sleeping on slowly leaking air mattress.

A Dix note is probably worth a lot more than a Continental.

I meant to do that

The southern states never kicked that addiction to slave labor.

You say that as if the northern states aren't also enslaving prisoners.

Just not addicted to it.

Sure they aren't. They can quit any time they want, right? They just don't want to. Not adicted in the slightest.

The southern states never kicked that addiction to slave labor.

You say that as if the northern states aren't also enslaving prisoners.

Just not addicted to it.

I feel everything

"My Lord, I had forgott the Fart."

Clean energy

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