crooked kingdom.

yess! listen, i’ve done a lot of things, but i’ve never been to Budapest and i think popping on your show to do it, would be a wonderful thing. oh i can totally look menacing!

Thank you, this is why you’re my favorite person on the planet. Oh? You don’t want to try to survive with the zombies? I’m more than okay with that and would rather just watch from the sidelines anyway. We can make a whole night of it, stay in with the pup, drink some warm drinks, and watch everyone freeze out there. Oh yeah? Funny, I was thinking the same.

I better be because you’re my favourite person in the whole universe. Hell no. I would be the worst person to be stuck outside for hours on end running from zombies. Nobody needs that. I’ll either sit there and be grumpy or quit halfway through. That sounds like the perfect night in to me. Yeah? We ready to do this? I mean, I’m ready. With you I’m ready for anything.

Freddy Carter attending the Halloween Wine & Candy Pairing @ Tangled Vine, Lavender Ridge

I heard a rumor on the street that he is, so good news for all of us! Thank you, because you know I’d rather just hang out in the kiddie zone and not be spooked the entire night. If you’re holding my hand though, I’m sure everything will be just fine. You laugh as much as you want, I deserve it. I’ve got all the cute decorations ready to go! Yes, please! The sooner we have ourselves a cute little puppy at home, the better.

I promise to hold your hand as we go through all the haunted houses. We’re definitely not doing the zombie survival thing, though. We can just watch out of the windows from the safety of our house. You know me, I hate the cold so I’d be miserable the whole time if I was out in the forest the whole night. You know, we have a puppy now but I’m thinking we should expand the Carter family just a little bit more.

He really is, isn’t he? I’ve had to watch in secret as he doesn’t have any desire to re-live it. But yeah, he is incredible. Well if the crowd demands it then he has no choice but to do it again, does he? I’ll make sure it happens even if I have to run it myself this year. I know! You and Amita were gone way too long and I was not okay with that. I’m itching for that release date though, I need to see the crows back in action again. Good! You did really well that place so I’d have to fight the whole town if they weren’t giving you good business.

I don’t blame him. It’s pretty disturbing to watch so I can’t imagine how traumatizing it must have been to film. It’s doing so well, though. Glad people are seeing how great of an actor he is. About damn time, if you ask me. I promise we won’t be leaving again any time soon. Town is stuck with us probably for the rest of the year. Well, apart from all the cons but at least we’re only gone a couple days at the most for those. Thank you! That place is like my baby. One of the things I’m most proud of.

❝ Oh shush, you! I wasn’t late in getting here. The rest of you were just far too early. As far as the remainder of the Scooby gang, I’m certain the four of us can convince the rest of them to move here. Perhaps we can entice them with that fancy coffee machine of yours. As for me, I’ll be having two cups on the daily. Leave it out on the porch for me. Or, better yet, you and that lovely wife of yours can sit out and enjoy a cup with me! I can’t think of a better way to start your day, sipping on coffee or tea with your favourite person in the world, apart from Amita. Maybe I can convince Ben to join us, as well? ❞

Oh, of course. My bad. How dare we? If it’s any consolation, I’ll make sure we never do anything without the four of us being together. We’re what the kids call squad goals. Nothing entices people more than a fancy coffee machine. I don’t even want to tell you how long I sat there playing with it when we first got it. Pretty sure Amita was wondering what the hell she got herself into. Are we making this a thing? A porch coffee every morning? Because I’m so in. I’m sure you can very easily convince Ben but as an added incentive tell him that if he doesn’t join, I’ll cry. Nobody wants Freddy tears.

He might be doing the AHS house again. I’m not really sure, man is really busy with all his other things right now and it’s super annoying. I’ll see what all needs to be done to make this a reality this year though because it was a crowd favorite. I’m doing good, also a little busy bee these days. How are you doing? How’s that business of yours getting along?

So I’ve seen. Caught the first two episodes of Dahmer and... wow. He’s incredible. Terrifying but incredible. It really was a crowd favourite and the crowd demands it once again this year. As the leader of the crowd, I know these things. I’m good! Relaxing, spending time at home. Most of the year has been spent filming Shadow & Bone so it’s nice to be able to chill for a little. It’s going good. Everyone seems to love the place which is all I care about.

It’s not bad at all. I actually would just prefer to ignore it all together. Whenever I think of Halloween I’m reminded of the scare farm and Evan’s AHS house and I want to cry and laugh all over again. I’m only going to Haunted Houses with you from now on so you can protect me. But yes, everyone is upping their game and as much as I want to do happy sweet little pumpkins and cats we’ll have to bring the spooks. You’ll just have to guide me in and out of house every day. I think a dog would be great for us both. Cats are cool and all but I’d rather have a dog to take on hikes and runs. 

Evan’s AHS house was amazing. I’m trying to get the inside info to see if he’s doing it again this year. Don’t worry, I’ll hold your hand when we go through it. I can’t promise I won’t laugh at you screaming, though. You know me, I’m fearless. Nothing scares me. We’ll make it the perfect mistake of spooky and cute. You take care of the cute part, I’ll do the spooky part and we’ll mash them together. A dog it is then. Want to go to the shelter tomorrow?

Spooky time.

As Halloween seems to be hurtling toward us at rate of knots! It’s probably time i start trying to get the kids Halloween costumes together. Not to mention getting the house all spookied. I’m considering doing a family costume thing but don’t know if we could pull it off! Think the kids, Zoey and I could pull of the Adams family? @mountmeadow