space explorer

say what you want about reddit but the fact it lets you sort by controversial so you can see people fighting each other is a perfect feature

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

chicks rock

truthfully I only truly support celebrities making tumblrs IF they’re incognito about it. i want to make a niche internet friendship exchanging leverage throuple porn and then we slowly graduate to becoming discord friends and eventually I carefully dox myself like “yeah haha I sort of work in [redacted] industry and visiting your city (I think?) if you want to grab coffee” and then my good mutual eliotslesbiancock or whatever is like “haha no doubt. Also btw im keanu reeves”

just saw a post where OP called themself a piece of shit for not being good at keeping in contact with friends & yknow i think a lot abt how it's only in the past 100 years we could maintain closeness over a distance & only in the past 30 we could form closeness over a distance & maybe we shld cut ourselves some slack for it being weird n difficult. like for 99% of human existence if someone wasn't in easy travelling distance it was logistically impossible to stay in close contact. i can message my friends on the other side of the globe at any time! if i was born even a hundred years earlier i never wouldve known they existed! holding people in your heart when you never see them in person is a very new development!

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die