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Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

one day the world will understand that you are allowed to love an athlete who is kind of not very good. you do not have to invent fake reasons that they are actually good to be allowed to love them. i love many flop guys and i will admit that they are my flop guys. join me in this!

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i feel about mbappe the way gay guys on twitter feel about vaguely sociopathic reality TV female celebs like okay that's mother

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

This is exactly how working retail feels.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife