people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman
I mean Lois clearly has nothing to hide, everyone from here to Kryptonās seen Superman fly her with a chaste hand around her waist. but Clark puts an awful lot of effort into making sure no one ever gets a pic of him and Superman together
what is he worried Lois will see
people shake their heads sadly every time Superman visits the Daily Planet and then Clark emerges from a closet disheveled and tucking his shirt back into his pants. but if Lois wonāt see it thereās nothing they can do
When Lois finds out she thinks itās hilarious, and when someone finally tries toĀ ābreak it to herā, sheās all ready.Ā
āOh, I know.ā
āYou⦠know?ā
āNeither of them would ever lie to me.āĀ
āSo⦠*gears frantically spinning* this is like some kind of threesome thing?āĀ
āOh! No, no, no, absolutely not. *Lois pauses and grins the most lascivious grin she can produce* I just⦠watch.āĀ
Clark gets a lot of very weird looks that day that he canāt understand at all.Ā
@elidyceā no, no, no. donāt hide a shit-stirring bruce and chaotic lois in the tags. this is an important addition, too. just gives that finalĀ touchĀ thatās dearly needed to reallyĀ complete this, yāknow?























