Frank Sancisco

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

One time we had this guy covering a shift at the coffee shop and it somehow came out over the course of regular small talk with us that he was Armenian. He got this really tired distant look in his eyes and said "yeah, you know what people always think about when they find out." Everyone nods and I figure we're all on the same page so it doesn't need to be said, and I'm about to move on when someone pipes up "the Kardashians!" He sighs and nods, and I, unable to help myself go "oh" and then very quietly "I thought we were talking about the Armenian genocide."

The thing that would come to my mind if anybody said he's Armenian would be a parody song that a Jerusalemite lyricist wrote about his podcast cohost. And the worst part is that it references both the Kadashians and the genocide rather disrespectfully...

Circa Seventh Book

Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox

Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole' days so much, why don't we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks