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trans joker uses Jestosterone

what am i into?.......being slightly crushed....crawling under your skin and sleeping there....devouring you...getting my hair stroked like a cat. normal girl things

Do you guys know how mary shelley lost her virginity

Okay i think its hilarious someone reccomended 100 years of solitude for people who watched encanto. I agree with them we need more of that energy

Every encyclopedic text about a star should have a footnote clarifying “But it is, of course, far less important than our very own Sun–incomparable in glory, without which we would not have life on this Earth, nor the multitude of splendors that derive from this fact.“ 

hand to hand combat is so gay. like there's literally no reason to get that close unless you want to gaze lovingly into your opponents' eyes and feel their skin on your skin. yeah i bet you want to be "hand to hand" with him don't you. stop making excuses and just admit it.

ranged combat is also gay as fuck actually. why aren't you facing your opponent directly on the battlefield? worried you'll be too distracted by their piercing gaze and huge powerful biceps as they lift their weapon to strike another blow? lmao?

Okay i think its hilarious someone reccomended 100 years of solitude for people who watched encanto. I agree with them we need more of that energy

John Lennon's ass crack reaching up to the lumbar region of his spine is proof that British people are drawn by hand and not birthed

people really just see something on the internet and believe it

I'd like to apologize for my failure to thoroughly research and verify the length of John Lennon's deceased ass crack before posting. It was a huge oversight on my part and my followers deserve better.

i heard tumblr’s going to ban little german boys in lederhosen holding enormous lollipops next

The 1971 Gene Wilder film is objectively the best Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adaptation because all subsequent media has tried to make Willy Wonka relatable, or at least warped in a fun and sympathetic sort of way, but Gene Wilder stared the source material in the face and said: "No, there's something deeply and dangerously wrong with this man. I'll have done my job correctly if you look up at the screen and see nothing human behind those eyes."