my heart is like the ocean

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

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i like when people say that the universality of campbell's hero's journey only applies to western mythology/folklore. brother, i am going to hold your hand when i say this... it doesn't apply there too

I thought he just made the soup? Brother stay in your lane you were good at that

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues