In terms of quarks, bottoms are beauty

white boy with terrible flow takes estrogen as a performance enhancing drug; bars still terrible but boobs incredible

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

The X Files

im self undiagnosing btw. im totally fine now and everything that happened to me is actually ok. in fact ive never acted traumatized in any situation ever <3

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

i love researching secret histories. one moment you're reading an academic debate about healing the Peacock Door, ending her pain but also her language and perhaps her existence, and then the next source says that she's been compared to a wound but really she's a vagina

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

the next conclave is going to be called 2 con 2 clave and they have to elect 2 popes

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.