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girlknight who looks at her calendar and says "nice!" because of the date and her princess who looks at her calendar and says "yipee another princess gets whatever she wants day!" because that's what's written in every square instead of numbers

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

computer. voidfish duet. loud enough to kill

No one appreciates me as the court wizard. My spells protect knights in field, aid the jester in theatrics, and give the King uncanny foresight in his ruling. But you TEMPORARILY turn ONE princess into frog AS A JOKE!! and suddenly you’re a wicked mage working against the realm