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oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,
Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!
Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 (who's writing a fic about it!) have been coocking some more loree. (PREV) I'll be drawing more scenes here on my blog.
Omg I love love love the artstyle!! I've never seen anything like it, and I never liked collages, but holy shit it's so hypnotising? /pos
Also gotta catch up on deltarune
The recent hot VS cold polls have made me realise that a lot of people have no idea how to cool down.
As someone from a hot country that's regularly on fire, here's some tips:
WATER IS YOUR FRIEND! WATER! IS! YOUR! FRIEND! You can transfer SO much heat into this bad boy! You cannot cool down without water!
Wrists under the cold tap. Splash your face and the back of your neck. Fan yourself.
In some countries you can buy a little handeld fan with a water sprayer.
Damp tea towel around the neck. Stick an ice pack in there on hotter days.
Half fill a water bottle with water, stick in freezer. If you use a bottle with a straw, make sure it's lying on its side with the straw side up and out of the water. When frozen top up the rest of the way with tap water and off you go.
Desperate to cool off? Wet T-shirt. Sit in front of a fan. This will nuke it, just don't get hypothermia and don't fall asleep like this.
Cold showers are also your friend in summer. Some people get psyched up by these. Personally, I sleep like a baby, so I'm good to have them before bed. Just keep in mind that it takes a bit of time for the cool to circulate, so your body will tell you that you're colder than you actually are. I find that when I have cold showers I need to step out of the spray when I think I'm cold... I'll just wait, and thirty seconds later the temperature has evened out and I actually need to step under again. Rinse and repeat until you maintain coolness even after stepping out for a bit.
If you can't do cold showers, turn the cold shower on anyway and just stick your arms under. When they're cold, lift your arms up above your head. The sensation of cool blood draining into your body is fucking weird and kinda unpleasant but less unpleasant than being hot.
Feet in a tub of water with ice. Blood naturally flows to your extremities when hot, so take advantage of this. If you don't have a tub of ice water, sticking a wet rag on your feet in front of the fan works too, it's the less powerful version of the wet T-shirt.
Drinks lots of water but make sure that water has electrolytes as well. Stay in the shade.
Keep air circulating. Fans don't actually cool rooms down, they just help transfer heat from your body to the moisture on your skin or the air via evaporative cooling.
Block north facing windows early in the morning so the sun doesn't get in. If you're in the northern hemisphere, this is opposite for you. Keep in mind that if your home is brick, the bricks will still heat up and slowly release heat into your home even after the sun goes down so this will only do so much.
If it's hotter inside than outside, close all your windows but two, making sure they're on opposite sides of the house/unit you're in. Point a fan out of one window, making sure that the doors between the rooms with the open windows are all open. This will help create a mini pressure system in your home, pulling cooler air in and pushing the hotter air out via the fan. Bonus points if you can get that fan high up where the hot air rises; even within a single room the top is much hotter than the air by the floor. Adjust the amount of open windows based on how many fans you have, but generally you want more windows with fans open than windows without fans to keep the pressure correct.
Obviously, use your common sense for these. Not everything WILL work for you, just use the stuff that does and adjust what needs to be adjusted. Some of these will be impossible to use in the workplace but others you can still use. Others are best used at home. If humidity impacts your ability to use any of these, get a dehumidifier if that's an option, or use more ice instead of evaporation.
Also keep in mind that the skinnier you are, the faster these will work. More fat means more insulation, means more heat, so you may need to be more patient with some of these or use them in combination.
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Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?
* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
*The King in Yellow
* The Lottery
* The Masque of the Red Death
* The Monkey’s Paw
* The Most Dangerous Game
* The Nameless City
* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
* There Will Come Soft Rains
*The Yellow Wallpaper
* The Veldt
* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”
Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
The King in Yellow
The Lottery
The Masque of the Red Death
The Monkey’s Paw
The Most Dangerous Game
The Nameless City
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
There Will Come Soft Rains
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Veldt
“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”
Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison
The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**
The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe
The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs
The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell
The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The Veldt by Ray Bradbury
Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:
All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury
*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words
**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
I bet queerbaiting feels so good. it’s a shame I’ve already established myself as a lesbian who writes gay shit because I’m just imagining the high I would get from writing something where my audience has no expectation of anything more queer than the barest of crumbs, like the real top shelf queerbaity stuff, give them no faith that I’d ever follow through but also give them plenty of material to imagine, and then slap them in the face with the queerest faggiest ending they’ve ever seen. Make my straight fans look like absolute clown shoes. I think the rush I’d get from doing this would be so intensely addicting that it would briefly fix everything wrong with me but since this is a stunt you’d only ever be able to pull off once I would immediately go into cardiac arrest and die
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HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
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Min-maxed episode 1!
I've been watching so many of Blumineck's videos and learning about archery since I decided to create an archer as my first dnd character, who ended up being a wood elf ranger. Seeing Bloom the elven ranger makes me emotional T^T
Can't wait to see more of my favourite trouple!
Yay I win first *checks tag* okay I win second min maxed post ep-1 fanart on Tumblr! (I think) It's an obscure competition but I'm happy to get silver
MINMAXED RPG PROPAGANDA!
mainly directed at the Bannerfall fandom because I think you guys would like it! it's a bit similar, in that this is a DnD campaign, and a very entertaining one!
the party of six are all weapon-youtubers which means they actually understand how the mechanics work! and they're also all trying to be maximum menace to their DM, Mateo Tater the Bard. all of the characters are very silly and there is already plenty of chaos and drama in the first episode, which released today as of me writing this.
a quick rundown of the players:
Clark Sellsword Arts
playing a champion fighter
one of the 3 people under the Sellsword Arts channel
weeb
sword lover of all varieties, has a magic bag of Way Too Many Swords
really wants to collect more cool swords
recurring catchphrase for whenever he accomplishes something that should be basically impossible, or something that he doesn't really understand how to do, through sheer luck: "clarkin' it"
getting clowned on for being in bright pink and blue, but also has plate armour so relatively well protected from attacks.
unfortunately plate armour will not protect him from his own recklessness
David Sellsword Arts
playing a swashbuckler rogue
second of the 3 people from Sellsword Arts. also, has the same real name as Blumineck. usually, we refer to the Sellsword Arts guy as David and Blumineck by his online username.
really hates reverse grip
main weapon used in the first episode is throwing knives, but his character also uses rapier and dagger.
constantly trying to invoke sneak attack after learning what it is
bit of a menace, as expected.
"goblin David": although his character is human, there is a running joke about goblin/gremlin David because he's short (5'5.5), fierce, and chaotic.
Megan Sellsword Arts
playing a pact of the tome warlock
third member of the Sellsword Arts trio. designated spellcaster of the group as she's their editor manager and newer to the weapon stuff.
from booktok, hence pact of the tome
reasonable/rational one of the Sellsword Arts trio, trying to contain Clark and David's chaos.
honestly not a lot much i know about her? mainly because again she is kinda new.
Jack ze Whipper
playing a bard, i think the subclass is college of dance? it’s glamour actually.
his character's name is Jacques Moineau.
he was forced to be the bard of the group by DM Tater, so he will be as much of a menace as possible to get back at him for it. down to parodying Tater's video format while describing his methods for doing such.
18 charisma, +11 to deception and persuasion. Tater had to install safeguards around major persuasion-related plot points so that Jack couldn't take the plot off the rails.
ren fair whip performer. has a word record for something whip related. most bullwhip cracks in one minute.
it's ep1 and his character is already in an affair with an NPC. said affair is literally his means of introduction. also jokes about being familiar with peoples' mothers. yeah he goes the furthest on the sillies of the flirty variety- though that does not mean the others don't say sus things, Jack just says them more often and often with a greater degree of sus.
making Tater regret making all doors have the keyhole as a peephole by default, because it just means Jack will use it as an excuse to cast line of sight spells from the next room over since he can still see the other room through the peephole!
also for those of you who like acting: he's doing a character voice!
Instructor Bensei
playing a kensei monk.
made his character's name Sensai Bensai purely to screw with everyone. did not correct people about it before filming so he could constantly correct them about it during filming.
meteor hammer/general "thing on rope" guy.
seems to be the most lawful and moral of the characters so far.
that does not mean he is not chaotic though. he is a menace in his own right as well. remember, he changed his name a little bit just to screw with everyone else.
very much a studious and curious type of guy. has traits of the typical “peace-seeking martial arts instructor”. we’ll see how that goes for his character, as there is already a lot of troublemaking and lawbreaking going on around him!
i didn't watch his content before minmaxed so there's not as much i can fill out on him. hopefully that will change as minmaxed goes on for longer!
David Blumineck
playing a fey wanderer ranger.
his character's name is Bloom.
his character is the only non-human, being a wood elf. this is due to recurring jokes on Blumineck's channel about him being a wood elf in disguise, as his content involves a lot of archery in a forest.
archer of the group. also a pole dancer.
he's British. the rest of the cast is American. there were some inside jokes during the early stages of development where people joked that he would have to "swim across the ocean" if the fundraiser goals weren't met (in reality, the fundraiser exceeded the goals by several times).
the most "rational" of the group in that he has a relatively in-depth understanding of DnD and isn't actively trying to menace the DM in every way possible (which is Jack).
however, that does not mean he is not chaotic! his vague attempts at reining in the shenanigans of David and Clark lead to a lot of silliness. he also does shenanigans of his own at times. he will put those pole dancing acrobatic skills to use hanging from chandeliers and such.
method acting by going almost everywhere barefoot. even though MinMaxed is filmed in a concrete-floored warehouse in January/February, this guy still be walking around everywhere "with the dogs out". hence, recurring "autumnal dogs" jokes due to his character's autumn leaves motifs.
there are no separate POVs, instead everything is uploaded in one on a shared MinMaxed RPG Youtube Channel. The first episode is ~2 hours long, and a new episode airs every two weeks. Due to the budget being greater than expected, further seasons are in planning.
please watch MinMaxed, it's amazing. super funny and chaotic, but there's also lots of plot and action brewing.
My contribution to the minmaxed dnd fanart

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art history will be like "this is the most revolutionary painting of its time!" and you will look at it and is just a normal painting of a lady sitting under a tree and then an art historian will explain "this is the first time a painting ever used this specific shade of blue which challenged all understood conventions of how to depict light and launched a movement known as auzureism, and also the lady is looking at a sparrow which in its time it was a sign of fierce sexual liberation and it was considered scandalous" and then you find out the painter was expelled from the academy of art of stockholm because of the painting and that the king of sweeden paid three thousand marcs (equivallent to ten million dollars now a days) to have the painting in his room and the painting still looks like a generic painting of a lady under a tree