it be like that sometimes

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i've rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that's his knees

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please

I want a boy with fat nuts

what are you planning, nutsacktorturer

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

look not to spoil the ending but you’re going to recover and be happy

I just realized in the scene where Iroh and Zuko reunite, Iroh has no idea about the things Zuko has done to redeem himself. He doesn’t know Zuko joined the Avatar, taught him firebending, risked his life several times, etc. All Iroh knows in the moment is that his nephew found him again and is sorry, and that’s enough for him to forgive Zuko everything. 

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

We honestly just gotta pray for each other’s peace man, everyone’s broken in some kinda way

*hits bong* *bong starts crying*

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

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