MOVED ACCOUNTS

and god said “let there be puppies”. and it was pretty much cool after that. good job, god

the year is 2025. food quality is no longer based on taste, but rather how good it looks on instagram

people who don’t flush public toilets need to be destroyed

a straight guy commits murder and screams ‘no homocide’

"hey i was wondering if you’d be my valentine" "no" "wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!"

cause of death: flappy bird

if u could overdose on lana i would be dead by now

i knew justin bieber was a hooligan from the start after all the bible said adam and eve not adam and believe

*eyerolls into another dimension*

dumping ur girlfriend via snapchat story

biggest regret: following u

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack

people asking me what type of music i like is such a stressful experience

i look okay occasionally and by occasionally i mean maybe once every world war