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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

This needs to stop, immediately. 

My hobbies? Uhhhh sensations mostly. Textures and patterns. But yeah mostly I just am really into like, experiences. Occasionally I dabble in thoughts.

fanta playing the long game on advertising

this was the fanta can from 1972 - 1988, this CAN is playing the long game

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

Life hack: take your own advice

love wins

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

New Garden Warfare boss

Me showing people around my favorite places

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Y’all need a good laugh right now

I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD

I’m the girl

i love the bachelor

absolutely me

Suck that rose 🌹

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from