+ Uncle Grandpa incorrect quotes +

Starry: I don't like bugs. Tiny, are you even listening to me? Tiny Miracle: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. Starry, at Pizza Steve: DAAAAAD!

Mooon Man: Don't go to the kitchen. Pizza Steve: Why? Mooon Man: I saw a spider. Pizza Steve: Well, did you kill it? Mooon Man: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Belly Bag: War is heck!

Uncle Grandpa: I've connected the two dots. Mooon Man: You didn't connect shit. Uncle Grandpa: I've connected them.

Computer: Please enter a password. Mooon Man: *types in Pizza Steve* Computer: Your password is too weak. Mooon Man: How fucking DARE YOU-

Pizza Steve: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Mr. Gus: Navy blue isn't your color. Pizza Steve: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Mr. Gus*

Uncle Grandpa: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Pizza Steve? Pizza Steve: No. Uncle Grandpa: I think I speak for Pizza Steve when I say it sounds really super.

Pizza Steve: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Mr. Gus: Is that a picture of you? Pizza Steve: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.