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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

Odds are it's going to look so sickening you're gonna regret requesting that.

I would like to suggest an addendum to point 3. It isn't very often you hear about stay at home dads losing their shit and going on neighborhood shooting sprees.

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

Fucking hilarious option.

I know that you must know this, but I need to remind everyone that since formal "written finnish" which is the type taught to people learning finnish as a second language, is actually a distinct dialect from all the naturally spoken dialects, anyone learning finnish as an adult has to go through a phase where They In Real Life will speak like a character in a book or in a 19th century play! It's not optional! 8D

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

I can always parry that with just starting to talk finnish at them. Apparently my boyfriend's grandfather (fuck he was a cool guy) once defeated a french metro clerk that way.

Do you think this would work as well with ASL, since it's nonverbal?

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

High moment of my French career came when I was in France and realized I knew how to say things like “airstrike” and “platoon” but not “can I sit here” on the train. Highly recommend language learning through sci fi media it’s very entertaining.

I love when people make do with whatever random vocabulary they have. I once was in a pub in spain and was asked if I have a girlfriend. I had neither the desire nor the words to explain that I'm gay, so I raised the pint I was holding and said "I do not need women. This beer is my wife."

This sounds like exactly my sort of thing

Just 2 of these decks left in stock! And they're 25% off in our straggler sale now~

Feeling physical exhaustion as a psychosomatic reaction to things that feel daunting or intimidating is such a ridiculously counterproductive thing to do. Like there's a situation that requires you to be alert and mentally present and paying attention, and your brain just goes "hey I don't wanna. I don't wanna be here. How about going unconscious instead. No fuck you we're warping out. Night night."

It's true, you ahould say it, and it makes me mad af when this happens irl. X.x

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

will always reblog this. more fat hairy guys in dresses. more guys in dresses in general. this isn't just a "homina homina homina" post i truly believe that it is cruel and unjust that guys don't get to wear easy airy clothes like dresses and skirts.