There Is No Such Thing As Skin

He got burned once and by god he will not be burned again.

some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean rivals to lovers and some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean enemies with benefits. but these are all distinct categories

I still have fantasasies where you text me and tell me you love me.

Been married for over a year now! Sometimes things actually do work out!

Wedding anniversary three years and six days ago!

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

Popular ships are so funny because with some of them I can even see the vision, but with others I see their serious believers as the flat earthers of fandom

This scene fucked me up

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Experiencing a more severe form of The Vitamin fantasizing that perhaps there's simply a The Surgery that will fix everything wrong with me like "it turns out every bone in your body was accidentally turned upside down and that's why you're like this, we have to operate immediately" and I get my Everything replaced and everyone has to be so fucking nice to me while recovering from My Surgery and then I'm cured. This is almost definitely not going to happen but god can you imagine

It is not lost on me that the term The Surgery also carries another connotation & rest assured when I get my quadruple knee + hip replacement they will also give me a sex change while they're at it

I feel like a car that needs an oil change

How do I describe to the young folk that I would rather stab myself in the leg than record video of my own face

Buffy and Spike should have gotten married for real in Something Blue just so we could've had them try to get divorced