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I have a cat, so I am merely a citizen.

Misogynists love to point out that women are the ones who file for divorce 70% of the time and paint this as proof that women are flighty and disloyal when in all actuality it is because straight dudes are too lazy and selfish to do it. They’d rather be miserable and live in a domestic double hostage situation for the rest of their life than possibly have to sell their boat in the divorce and wash their own underwear in their divorced dad apartment.

Like, dude, you are not ‘committed to making the marriage work’, if you were committed to making the marriage work, you would treat your wife with basic respect and try to be a good partner.

Not to mention that in most cases, women are worse off after divorce, especially financially. For a woman to weigh the pros and cons and still decide to end her marriage, shit must be pretty bad.

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

i'm not gonna lie yall, heated rivalry and its soundtrack are kinda holding me upright emotionally and spiritually, much like a stick does up a scarecrows ass.

Guys, I love the cottage, don’t get me wrong, but has anyone figured out how to uh, leave? I keep trying the front door but uh I only get as far as my car before I’m right back at the fire pit haha, um. Again, this is so fun, and the last like 60 days have been great, but uh, I’ve got a family? And I’d COME BACK for sure, for sure, it’s so lovely here… the ginger ale is cold and the cheeks are clapping… but I don’t know… I’ve got a job… i feel like I used to have other hobbies? I can’t remember them now but I sure imagine something must’ve filled the time before this… was that a loon??? Anyway if anyone figures it out lmk!!

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

I'm sorry WHAT

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way