Foul Unknown Mentality

nothing without trans women

terfs can choke and die

anyway here’s a signed version if you wanna use it to shut up people who are trying to tell you their Opinions

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident.  A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

libsnorble-2-dev, a C library that the author only distributes as source code and therefore must be compiled from source using CMake

Squeeb.js, which sort of has most of the features you want, but requires about a gigabyte of Node dependencies and has only been in development for eight months and has 4.7k open issues on Github

Squeeh.js, a typosquatting trojan that uses your GPU to mine crypto if you install it by mistake

Sprongloxide, a Rust crate beloved by its fanatical userbase, which has been in version 0.9.* for about four years, and is actually just a thin wrapper for libsnorble-2-dev

GNU Scrimble, a GPLv3-licensed command-line tool maintained by the Free Software Foundation, which has over a hundred different flags, and also comes with an integrated Lisp interpreter for scripting, and also a TUI-based Pong implementation as an "easter egg", and also supports CSV, XML, JSON, PDF, XLSX, and even HTML files, but does not actually come with support for squeebing snorble files for ideological reasons. it does have a boomeresque drawing of a grinning meerkat as its logo, though

Microsoft Scrimble Framework Core, a .NET library that has all the features you need and more, but costs $399 anually and comes with a proprietary licensing agreement that grants Microsoft the right to tattoo advertisements on the inside of your eyelids

snorblite, a full-featured Perl module which is entirely developed and maintained by a single guy who is completely insane and constantly makes blog posts about how much he hates the ATF and the "woke mind-virus", but everyone uses it because it has all the features you need and is distributed under the MIT license

squeebpy, a fork of pysqueeb that popped up 3 weeks ago, maintained by one person who commented on every open pysqueeb issue and clearly decided to take matters into their own hands, and it looks like it does what you need. you cannot easily verify this because the readme, every commit, and every new code comment are written in a human language you do not speak.

sprongle.c, originally written in one afternoon in 1995 by an academic and modified by everyone and their mother since then. just drop this one file into your project and you're good to go. runs on every operating system, holds up large parts of Internet infrastructure. a little-known secret is that nobody actually maintains it, and it will have the worst CVE since Heartbleed within the next 18 months.

WinSprongle, a fork of sprongle.c by another academic, which actually is maintained, but only for Windows NT on Alpha. no source code available.

awslabs/scrimble-java - wait, what, since when is Amazon in the scrimble business? should you contact your local antitrust authorities?

you find a surprisingly capable implementation in a Ghidra plugin for parsing snorble files, but even though it's technically an open license, you feel weird about extracting the code for your own use because, well, NSA.

Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most SCPs are either Safe, Euclid, or Keter. A common misconception is that these describe how dangerous an object is, but that’s not it; object class is based on how easy they are to contain.

For example, a Safe object might be capable of causing apocalyptic damage, but if you put it in a box, it will stay in the box. (Though there are a lot of Safe SCPs that are genuinely harmless as well) 

Put a Euclid object in a box and it will usually sit in the box and not make active attempts to escape, but might escape incidentally, due to inherent unpredictability (for example, many sapient SCPs are classified as Euclid even if they’re normally friendly, just because they have free will) or just because the Foundation doesn’t understand it well enough to give it a true safe containment.

Keter objects will actively try to leave the box, and are typically malicious about it as well. Alternatively, they require so much time and energy to contain that it’s nigh-impossible to effectively contain, or are extremely poorly understood.

Thaumiel is special, because.. it is the box. It’s the object class that the Foundation uses for SCPs that are used to contain other SCPs. 

the FUCK is Massachusetts

protecting us from?

the class went like “yes we can

that’s L from death note”