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"See?"

"Boobs."

#what were YOU thinking about??#pervs #ugh

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"Boobs though, am I right?"

#ic

I'm still gonna say they neigh...

#you know what I mean

lordthranduil

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew…

deadypoolstrikesback

So is that a yay….or neigh?

lordthranduil

#Do elk neigh?#is that a thing?#fuck it#They do now

deadypoolstrikesback

Oh man, I love Bugles! You put 'em on your fingers like little with claws and then you devour the whole bag and you feel no shame.

#thranduilofmirkwood #Dude I kid #of course they bugle #They're too majestic for any other noise #right?#right

lordthranduil

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew...

deadypoolstrikesback

So is that a yay....or neigh?

#thranduilofmirkwood #Do elk neigh?#is that a thing?#fuck it #They do now

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lordthranduil

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew peasant.

No, Wade, you aren’t killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean ‘not kill’.

deadypoolstrikesback

Awwwww c’mon, it’s not like it’ll be messy or anything, and we can always flip a dwarf over and use their beard as a mop or something… Ugh. Fine. Can do Thranduil, oh Lord of Loreal.

lordthranduil

Wade, look at my hair. And I mean really look at it.

Do you think that comes out of a bottle that’s sold at an affordable price to the general public? No. No it does not.

deadypoolstrikesback

....so Mane and Tail then?

#thranduilofmirkwood

wantstobelieve

Why?

Because Nick mughafuggin Fury,

that’s why.

yuppushipstheloneliestships

HOLY SH- HOW DO I FEELINGS.

deadypoolstrikesback

Is this one of those things where I close my eyes and whisper, "I do believe in Nick Fury, I do, I do," and then he magically appears and we fly off to Neverland together?

Faith, trust, and of course, Fury dust right?

#cause that would be badass #right

lordthranduil

deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb…

Want me to drop ‘em like they’re hot? Which they aren’t? I mean, they’re all like…eeeew peasant.

No, Wade, you aren’t killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean ‘not kill’.

deadypoolstrikesback

Awwwww c'mon, it's not like it'll be messy or anything, and we can always flip a dwarf over and use their beard as a mop or something... Ugh. Fine. Can do Thranduil, oh Lord of Loreal.

#thranduilofmirkwood

kingofnerdom

I might

deadypoolstrikesback

You don't say? Well in that case, I'll be putting you in my Rolodex.

#under #up for anything lolz #it's like #the third section in or something #deadpool

deadypoolstrikesback

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil help

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil they cut off my legs

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I need you to bring the biggest fucking fish you can to Port 12 so I can sew that shit to my torso and finally become the mermaid princess I was born to be

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Hurry

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Before my legs grow back. I can’t reenact the Ursula scene if I already HAVE legs

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[text: The Thorn in my Side] …that is disturbing on more levels than I can quantify.

deadypoolstrikesback

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I'm calling bullshit

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: We watched it last night and you were totally into it. I mean, you were tapping your foot to the beat

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Unless you're jealous that /I/ get to be the singing wonder from down under and you don't?

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Because that would make sense

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Cause I'd be hella jelly too. HEEEY!

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: snap snap snap snap snap

snap

snap snap snap snap snap

#coulsonphilcoulson #you knew ALL of the lyrics #so really #don't go there

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[FUCKING JESUS THE URSULA THING YOU JUST POSTED MADE ME GET WATER UP MY NOOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH]

(YOU ARE WELCOME. I live to serve.)

#jesinorah

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil help

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Phil they cut off my legs

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: I need you to bring the biggest fucking fish you can to Port 12 so I can sew that shit to my torso and finally become the mermaid princess I was born to be

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Hurry

[text] Phillis Von Poopykins: Before my legs grow back. I can't reenact the Ursula scene if I already HAVE legs

#coulsonphilcoulson #chop chop #if you hurry #you can even help me make the shower curtain dress #and be my Eric

pahoilleteille-deactivated20130

#there #holiday cheer you brats

*full body tackles* I've missed you so!

"Legs! I missed you too, oh light of my life! Last time I saw you though, you were sans eyeliner, but hey! I'm digging it, it works for you, you go Glenn Coco!"

#legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest

dommedbythenarrative

(pow)

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ask-agentcoulson

Ooc; the lady in front of my just ordered 57 tACOS

deadypoolstrikesback

It's cool, she's with me.

#ask-agentcoulson

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clintbartonhawk started following you

"Gotta say I’m not totally fluent in Caw Caw, so you might have to give me a bit to find one of those translator apps."

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"That right? Just don’t hide the peanut butter man and we’ll be square."

deadypoolstrikesback

"Should I sprinkle it with seed first? And then what kind of seeds? Like watermelon or sunflower? I guess I could pick the sesame seeds off my hamburger buns if you really want."

#clintbartonhawk #yaaaay #a birdfriend!

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