as you wish

The intimacy is when someone understands the walls you built for your own protection and approaches them with patience instead of pressure

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

This video lives rent free in my head

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.