always an angel, never a god

bitching and moaning should lez out

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

thank god 4 lesbianism

lesbianism is so awesome lets give it up for lesbianism

happy lesbian visibility week to working girls and trans dykes specifically, I love you

i get so gay off that poison

great minds think of dykes

if isolating is bad why is my bed so comfy

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

*regular guy walks out, completely unaware anything is happening*

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

thanks for dyking it up with me this past year everybody happy new year i hope all your dreams come true