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can things stop happening for a while? in general

Personally I think a wheelchair user who is treated as being physically weak and unable to defend himself with his body teaching a bunch of teenagers how to protect both themselves and others in a world hostile to them is narratively significant but yes he's the child soldier man I bet that sounds good as fuck if you're stupid. Ignoring that in the LeeKirby era all of them were 18 except for Bobby at 16, and Bobby arguably turned out the best out of all of them and he was the only actual child soldier.

Is there any reason why a wheelchair user who, in X-Men comics, is routinely treated as physically fragile, might seek to teach young, disenfranchised children how to physically protect themselves? Is there any reason why that might be a positive? Like I get the sliding timescale has made them all babies for no reason but for the love of god. I genuinely believe in the world where Charles Xavier is not disabled he would have not have founded the X-Men and that is because his disability is incredibly important to his philosophy. Stop pretending his disability is purely aesthetic! Analyse something that is challenging for once in your miserable lives!

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Look if he's getting Wi-fi or Reception out there in the ass-end of nowhere, that's a straight-up miracle. I'm sold.

every hatchetfield project has a background character named rollerskate guy with 2 lines of spoken dialogue and 3 total minutes of screentime comprised solely of him rollerskating across stage and flipping off the main characters, and then theyll announce a spin off called rollerama where rollerskate guy is eaten alive by an eldritch god as consequence for his hubristic desire to be the best skater in hatchetfield (his father left after he lost his first skating competition and he's been chasing his approval ever since). rollerskate guy is played by joey richter.

i never thought about it like that

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts