Welcome to the Snake Pit

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

Love this energy

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on