Enjoy The Shit Show

just a little princess with anger issues

i need you concerningly obsessed with me

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

fuck the princess raw

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

can i fall asleep on your chest while you play with my hair?

When your fingers slip down and find her clit during a heavy makeout and she lets out that desperate whimper and you whisper "awwww angel, is this what you needed?" like you didn't know exactly what it would do to her.

Not to brag but I’m a solid 3/10

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

using tumblr the right way (masturbating to big tits)

getting a new follower feels like they are entering your home for the first time so you're like "ohhh, dont mind that... sorry it's a bit messy, hope you dont mind"

In another universe, I am lovable

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro