One of my favorite things is when you click with someone without even having to try

Dying of laughter together is my favorite non-sexual act of intimacy.

I get road rage walking behind people.

I came, I saw, I got anxious, I left

I hate it when men are handsome like fuck you

Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

i may be a bit lost and hard to understand but i swear my intentions are pure and my heart is big

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

Stop expecting you from people

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*