irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack

stop being fucking funny i’m gonna fall in love with you bitch

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

“I feel like you’re just here for the zip line”

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

do I look like a person who is In The Mood

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

How do I politely tell a mutual that I’d let them rail me

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi