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how’d this person get on twitter from greece ca. 450 bc

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

very hard to think villains are sexy and reblog posts about it because while i may agree with the sentiment of ‘so what if they killed people. it turns me on xx’ i never know if they posted it thinking of kylo ren which automatically makes them wrong. always a gamble

The construction workers who dug a trench behind my house last week excavated a big rock. It’s nice and smooth, like a river-polished pebble the size of a young seal. They told me “We’ll just leave it here, and maybe you can find a use for it.” When I sent pics of my new rock to some friends they also replied with some version of “oh, what are you going to do with it?” and now I can’t help but look at it in the same interested way. Dammit everyone you fucked up a perfectly good rock, now it has potential. It used to be whole and now it’s missing a purpose. I used to look at it and think “a nice rock”. My plans for this weekend are to remember what it felt like to look at my rock and find it valuable in its purposelessness and then to replicate this mental backtracking with respect to everyone and every thing I’ve ever looked at and discover true wisdom.

no no that’s a bop, i love it

whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe