Oversharing Time!!

hey so quick update im doing online college and got a retail job and i have a crush on one of my leads who is a MALE w h a t idk of i’ve ever actually had a crush on a guy that i haven’t forced myself to have before and it’s freaking me out

just realized that like wanda maximoff i too created a fictional world to protect myself from the pain of living huh

I think one of the problems with my relationship with my mom is I think I annoy her whenever I open my mouth

howdy folk its been quite some time i just thought i'd stop by to say i sometimes wonder if im not actually introverted because i don't consider myself shy but then i spent eight hours with my new friend and i got a massive headache and then threw up after because that was too much social interaction

if someone ever kidnapped me and took me somewhere then told me to run because they were gonna hunt me i really don't see the point in running im gonna get killed anyway might as well not go along with their game then its less fun for them and better for me because I don't have to spend a long time running and not knowing when im gonna die like ???

they updated dictionary.com so now it looks like its gonna give me a virus

I don't talk a whole lot and I can be pretty socially awkward at times so people think im joking when I say narcissistic things but little do they know I know im the cutest thing on the planet

the end of basically every episode of criminal minds gives me the song “more than a band” from lemonade mouth 

what do I want for Christmas? a hug😔

woah I want bread pudding so bad right now

a couple weeks ago there were some people with a moving truck outside my house and there was a knock at the door and for some reason I thought it was our new neighbors who I hadn't seen yet and I thought they maybe needed to park the truck in front of our house or something so I answered the door but turns out they weren't my neighbors and they were random people collecting stuff to donate or something but I totally could have been murdered like it would have been so easy for them to kidnap me right then good thing they didn't that could have been embarrassing

sorry if I seemed off today I forgot I was real :///

yeah obviously my face is broken out I stopped eating vegetables weeks ago

I read into things far too well so when I say don't tell me anything about a movie/tv show/book I mean don't tell me ANYTHING I WILL read into it and figure out the whole plot on accident and then I will be mad at you