Criminal Minds season 24, case in Florida
the unsub is an alligator
letâs take it up a notch
they think itâs an alligator. itâs really an impotent man dressed in alligator costume.Â
âand i would have gotten away with it too if it hadnât been for you pesky profilersâ
they raid his house and one of the rooms is pretty much wallpapered with alligator porn.
his bed is made from small sticks
his backyard is designed to look like a swampÂ
there are mud trails all over the house
Thereâs a shrine to a great alligator god in the basement
when Morgan tackles him to restrain him, unsub bites his kevlar vest and starts death rolling to incapacitate Morgan.Â
they find a nest of baby gators in the swamp out back, theyâre named after the seven dwarves.Â
âhotch have you ever seen something like this?â, morgan asks
âno. but rossi has.â
âit was â83. gideon and i were on the road, hunting down a serial killer, you know the usual. it was a man really obsessed with crocodiles. we called him cruellaâÂ
âbecause?â
âthe purses.â Â
âyou mean?â
âyes.âÂ
âhe killedâ
âwomen for their crocodile skin purses.âÂ
âoh i thought you meantââÂ
âOh, no. we called him cruella bc he lured people with dalmations. his backyard was a sanctuary for crocodiles. it was a weird case. Gideon even adopted a pet crocodile but it ate one of his birds, so he had to get rid of it. weird year for us.â
Gideon suspiciously walked around for the next six months with crocodile skin boots. Â
