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intensional

wanna see me procrastinate until i don’t have enough time to finish my work and then have a mental breakdown? wanna see me do it again?

dinuguan

techyvegan

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

thebootydiaries

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i’m not leaving the house)

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malelavellan

hey duck

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youre no good duck

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youre never gonna be shit

malelavellan

ya just like ya fatha

borderlimes

depression is a tough bitch but so are you

kaijuno

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

theonlybrunetteweasley

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

kaijuno

God what a mood

nicollekidman

not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night

owldude

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

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Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

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That’s because it is fucker.

betaleon

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Bruh this shit was amazing

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GO BABY GO OMG

thaunderground

Poetry in motion

datmos

My jaw dropped

viqueen

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!!

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fauxfable

the tail wag on her way down

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A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

manasaysay

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

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I like your dad already

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one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

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oh WOW

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This is by far my most popular post.

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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

bekstek

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

just-shower-thoughts

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

pseudophan

your faves are problematic; dan and phil and their lacking ability to properly drink a glass of water

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