soundonsoundonsoundon!!!!!!!

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

Hates plants so much it's never found within 15 meters of one. Hangs out near active volcanic vents. Loves lava flows and, inexplicably, cheese. I am absolutely smitten.

Weird family back up to their shenanigans once more! Get this unusual set for only $37.75 today!

@bridgeoverstrawberryfields

I truly enjoy how much Animorphs is like “here are our young heroes, each with a distinctive trope to fill in the group!” And then it makes you watch how the pressure of each person’s role grinds them to dust. And also they have homework.

I love how much of the protomen act 3 lyrics are just various characters being confidently completely fucking wrong

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker