Build a rocket ship and fly it far far away

“Ice Bear desperately needs this job in todays economy”

“Ice Bear is ready.”

“Ice Bear has put a lot of work into his CV”

“Ice Bear has plenty of life experience”

B L O C K E D

The thing is, if you never go anywhere and never talk to anyone and never reach out to new people and never text first because you have convinced yourself you're unlovable, then your loneliness will become a self-fulfilling prophecy - and that's NOT because you're actually inherently unlovable...

Aw, come on, that's merely a fuckling.

could be a dog

Took me an embarrassingly long time to get this joke.

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

@shiftythrifting

Mystery dog…

#cats will walk up to a thing take a whiff and immediately announce their opinion™