The Lestat Apologist

idk what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it with hairy pits and no bra

quantum LGBTQIA+ where I’m all of them at once but only when unobserved

DestielPutinElection 2: Deltarune Elon-Trump Breakup Cataclysm coming to you LIVE this June 5th, 2025

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

anyways, if you feel the need to use ai to do your work for you, consider this: get a new hobby because this one isn't for you

what people don't get about the "he's going to fuck that old man" comment is that the old man is Armand

if interview with the vampire was real hbomberguy would do a video essay 'debunking' Daniel's book from a starting position of 'guys cmon this daniel molloy person is obviously a scam artist & I'm going to prove it' and then it would be like a 6 hour descent into madness bcos the evidence is just too compelling and at the end he'd be like 'fuck it. vampires are real i guess. unrelatedly I'm moving to another country and i'm not saying which one.'

daniel molloy, do you miss interviewing louis now? do you miss his schizofrenic ass? do you miss the plain old dubai penthouse and mental games? because you're now in serious danger of dying through weaponized glitter

thank god magnus turned lestat, that 18th century french aristocrat was born to vape, have beef with taylor swift, listen to hot to go and be cancelled on twitter

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

“we deserve good queer representation!” and then only like it when the queer characters are mass murderers