Vriska Lily Serket-Lacrois

Yeah I just got off the phone with the student council president and she said we gotta lock you in a room and beat you with hammers unt you die. What? I don't care if you're 23. It's the student council. You don't fuck with the student council. Now come with us please we have the perfect utility closet for this

Yeah she told us you were "useless" and "insolent" which is why we have the blue tarp set up everything cus we absolutely have to chop you up into tiny pieces with a chainsaw now. Huh? What gave you the impression that our job is "balancing budgets" sister we kill people. We straight up murder them. We also decide which clubs are officially recognized and we organize the annual bake sale but mainly we kill people. Yeah. President's orders.

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

ok i'm coming down now and idk wtf i was on. thats the last time i go to horns day without a chaperone. i also think some of these effects might be permanent but. i guess thats okay. idk. i went a little off the rails. but then. going crazy is beneath me. next year i'm bringing a friend. which is another thing thats beneath me

is it normal to be aroused by having your horns touched. i definitely wasnt before but its really starting to make feel a certain way. and i don't think it's normal. however, arousal is also beneath me, so it's fine,

actually it's fine. all of these petulant humans are beneath me anyhow. i'm better than them so there's no reason their pathetic attempts to mock me and make me feel small should have any effect on me. hmph. weakness like that should be frowned upon. but i suppose it falls down to me to fix the injustices of this pathetic realm

Oh, and the candy that causes the victim to slowly grow horns that it can't help but find its hands hopelessly drawn to unconsciously until it's groping its own horns in public nonstop is also a classic.

are you fuckibg kidding me. you told me that was normal candy

Well, I may be crazy and evil and a bitch,

you can't do either of those

is that my vomit? yes. is that blood? potentially. am i concerned? no. throwing up is beneath me. i am something greater. this world will be born anew

gets really annoying having to tell people my wings are real but on the bright side being able to wrap them around people unsuspectingly is very fun and also charming

is it normal to be aroused by having your horns touched. i definitely wasnt before but its really starting to make feel a certain way. and i don't think it's normal. however, arousal is also beneath me, so it's fine,

If sixteen students were killed in their dormitories as they slept, or, more terrifyingly, stayed up watching movies, doomscrolling, studying for a test, reading books, by a shooter in the United States we’d be talking about it for weeks, but sixteen students, and that is the number as of right now, five are still trapped under the rubble and many are in hospital with serious injuries, can be killed in their dormitory by a Ukrainian drone in Lugansk and no one cares at all… right… okay…

I’ve given up trying to make y’all see my people as human. BTW Ukraine just exhumed famous Nazi collaborator and fascist Ukrainian nationalist Andriy Atanasovych Melnyk and his wife to ceremonially re-bury them in the National Military Memorial Cemetery with Zelensky calling them “iconic Ukrainians of the twentieth century who are deeply respected.” But no Nazis in Ukraine, Ukraine is defending European civilisation, we have to defend Ukraine from the evil authoritarian Russia by giving them billions in lethal aid, right? Fuck you all

The death toll is now 21

Really not the post to be liking and not reblogging