Aa Fö’fan!

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

village idiot checking in

don’t flirt with me I’ll throw up blood

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

for the record this is about jerking off it isn't a like sad dramatic post