firework jelly

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

"jmart is so toxic!!" well if you and your partner were the two most suicidal people on earth while you were in charge of the international torment nexus and had radically different ideas of how to handle it i'd wager you wouldn't be terribly pleasant to each other either