(you put the 'fun' into 'dysfunction')

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

sorry panties fiend

The surgery grape just started a podcast

@theworldsforgottenboy

i think it says a lot about south park that we cant tell if their stance is gonna be "wanting more diversity in art is PANDERING!!!" or "people who think diversity is pandering are STUPID LOSERS!!!"

ik they claim to be centrists but they seem to be a lot more left leaning than they let on. however. we have been burned before. they are, above all else, rich white men. we can never be too careful

G00D NEWS EVERYONE! their stance was "theres nothing wrong with diversity in art (and people who are against it are dork ass losers) but we should be making new art instead of rehashing old stuff to make a quick buck"! WE ARE SAFE!

my prediction is that the overall message of the special will be “pandering by means of taking existing stories and soullessly repackaging them under the guise of inclusivity is shallow virtue signaling and we shouldn’t treat marginalized characters like a checklist; we should write stories organically” (<- a truth) but they will conflate properties made with poor intentions with properties made by poc or queer ppl who actually write their minority characters with care. being pleasantly surprised or horribly let down by those libertarian men are equally likely possibilities if im being honest

i always do this but south parkies tell me ur favorite south park ship as well as ur favorite NON south park ship… i wanna know hehehe