blue beyond belief

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

it’s always either “if someone doesn’t text me I’ll die right now” or “if someone texts me ill fucking kill myself”

I would never get salmonella Because i am pure of heart

it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

in any given fictional situation, there is exactly one character who is At Fault and every other character involved is a passive victim. media literacy is when you correctly identify and condemn this character

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

Once i got into a genuine fight with a friend cuz they thought i was problematic for saying dating a neanderthal would be cool

Like to be clear they considered it BESTIALITY

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.