Easy To Kill, Hard To Fuck

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make

women will seek out any old argument for why female independence and feminist actions are actually phobic or regressive or classist or whatever. like could you approach feminist politics from a place of neutrality at first as opposed to extreme antifeminist bias to signal to others that you’re woke or something? female solo travel is bad because it’s mostly women from the global north doing it. well done most international travel for pleasure in general is an affluent population’s activity. women buying land can’t be feminist because private land ownership is bad? well done I’m literally against private property as an institution and even I’m not foolish enough to see that under capitalism women’s land has still opened up political opportunities and spaces for women to organise around their interests or claim sanctuary away from men. like could your criticisms maybe not come down to the fact that random online women are to blame for the existence of private property or international disparities in global travel? could you use your brain more instead of smashing a few concepts together you’ve picked up from online discourse? can we read some books, some feminist history? like could you pleaaase not approach everything with the guise of an investigative journalist who is weeding out why all feminist impulses women may have are actually politically suspect? good grief

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions