So two things happen at once

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Super Mario Sunshine mod where every NPC is a chuckster

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?